Non-Veg Sms

Nurse: Sardarji, mubarak ho. Aapko judwaa bete hue hai. Sardar: Ye to hona hi tha. Maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi !

Dulha: Is ghar me rehna he to kanjusi krni padegi Dulhan:Tofir itna sara tail lun pe Q laga rheho, Hamare waha to Ye kam THuK laga k hi hota tha

Girl:Fuck me Plz. Boy:Nahi main Kunwari ladkiyo k sath sex nahi karta Girl:Why Boy:Bus mujhe "Khoon-Kharaba or "Shor-Sharaba" pasand nahi :-(

LIC launches"New Sex Policy" along with Kamasutra Condoms & I-Pill. The new caption line. "Thokne ke saath bhi, Thokne ke baad bhi.":-(

Wen Apple Is Red Its Ready 2Pulk Wen Gal Is 16 She Is Ready 2FUCK Apple Says Cut Me Eat Me I M Yummy Gal Says SUCK Me FUCK Me Make Me Mummy.