Some nice definitions..................
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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
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MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
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LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
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CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
![definition of compromise](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.7&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.5&zw)
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
![definition of TEARS](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.26&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.6&zw)
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
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DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage
![definition of conference room](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.4&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.8&zw)
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
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ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
![definition of classic](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.10&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.10&zw)
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
![definition of office](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.23&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.11&zw)
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
![definition of yawn](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.12&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.12&zw)
YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
![definition of etc](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.13&zw)
ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do
![definition of committee](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.13&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.14&zw)
COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together
![definition of experience](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.18&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.15&zw)
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
![definition of atom bomb](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.8&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.16&zw)
ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions
![definition of philosopher](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.9&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.17&zw)
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead
![definition of diplomat](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.27&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.18&zw)
DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
![definition of opportunist](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.16&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.19&zw)
OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river
![definition of optimist](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.15&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.20&zw)
OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
![definition of pessimist](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.11&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.21&zw)
PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY
![definition of miser](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.14&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.22&zw)
MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
![definition of father](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.17&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.23&zw)
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
![definition of criminal](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.20&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.24&zw)
CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught
![definition of boss](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.3&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.25&zw)
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
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POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later
![definition of doctor](http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c7b82929da&view=att&th=123e23a01f167e46&attid=0.25&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.0.1.0.27&zw)
DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do
COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead
DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river
OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY
MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later
DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!
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