Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.-Jeff Valdez

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.-Carl Reiner

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -Matt Groening

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.-P. J. O'Rourke

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.-Stanislaw J. Lec

I only drink fortified wines during bad weather. Snowstorm, hurricane, tornado--I'm not particular, as long as it's bad. After all, any storm for a Port.-Paul S. Winalski

Canada: A few acres of snow.-Voltaire

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. -Bill Watterson

Nature has no mercy at all. Nature says, "I'm going to snow. If you have on a bikini and no snowshoes, that's tough. I am going to snow anyway.-Maya Angelou