If.

5 years from now would be 2005 February 17th.

I was 17 then. Still enjoying the O level holidays.

Hmmm. Here goes nothing.

Dear ZR,

1) You will not do as well as you had expected for your O levels but don't worry, you will still get into NP's REB and meet great people.

2) Please don't try to go into TP. I know the people you have currently come to love will be all there but not to worry, they love you back and they won't drift away.

3) 2 of your future PTBFs will be in the same school with you with another one unexpected skinny dude as well.

4) Take care of your health, you are not as strong as you think you are with your frequent sleepless nights and replacing meals with fast food. You are not that young to avoid injury to your body.

5) Even so, when you are working in a shoe shop, please remember to work at the warehouse sale.

6) And when you get assigned to this girl, make sure to talk to her plenty so you get separated with another guy.

7) Once you meet him, he will be a big part in your life for a few years.

8) Please. Hold on to your heart and don't give 110% like you always do I beg of you.

9) I know you won't listen. What the hell. It was worth a shot.

10) Be sure to tell Cattie to get the hell out of her R/S now and its coming from the future ZR. Tell Aliner about the future as well. Tell Iris about the future as well and tell her hang on to her brother and don't choose the wrong course.

11) Be sure to tell Hao Shun that next time, he will be facing a very big obstacle and please listen to you to not put himself 100%. Even though you know he won't listen but just give it a shot.

12) I am currently doing ok in the future, not what you expected 5 years ago. I am currently studying in a private university, yeap, I know you wanted local but the poly grades were just not good enough as you would know that you have no interest in it once you get in. Though I am working in an awesome job with my dream hours and awesome colleagues. No boyfriend , sorry, I know I know you expected yourself to be dating but oh what the hell~ And yea, the bf left me not I left him, yes yes, I know WTF you always thought you'd be doing the leaving, but guess what, you're weak and you believe words too easily.

13) Don't bother spending time with XXX , XXXX & etc , you're just wasting your time. These people are not worth it.

14) Please tell moi yi that her health's in danger in the coming few years and to start taking care now.

15) Please tell papa that ah ma will pass away 4.5 years later. Don't work so much and start spending time with her.

16) Tell him to not go to Vietnam in July 2009.

17) Tell brother to for his medical check up before his NS.

18) Tell cousin CF to push his mother for a medical check up.

19) Tell these people ____,______,____, _____ & _______ to not pick up their first stick. EVER, or else it will be damn hard for them to quit it.

20) Tell Yunzi to not forget her transcripts when appealing first year of poly.

21) Quit your rice table job, its not worth it.

22) During poly, try to attend school as much as possible. Try and do well please.

23) Don't buy so many things already, you'll need the money for traveling next few years. Yes, you get to travel on your own soon.

24) You will get kicked out of the house once. Please have enough money with you, and try and not to cry so much, it will be ok in the end.

25) Tell ____ not to switch to the air force. Even though he won't listen to you. Try your best to persuade him.

26) You will get a boyfriend, even though I tell you not to. Kick him, make sure he studies a year before he gets accepted into uni.

27) Kick Hao shun too, tell him what will happen if he doesn't start.

28) I know I should tell you of natural disasters and major events that happen but if I do, who's going to believe you anyway?

29) Don't put in too much hope in your parents.

30) Tell Omala to stay the fuck away from a girl whose name starts with C. And to not change in future no matter what and you shoud do something when C starts to get into an argument with Omala over you. Go scream at him to wake up.

31) Eat lesser. Be as skinny as you can. You're wrong, guys really do look at your appearance first before anything.

32) Remember tell _____ to force his mom for a medical check up.

33) Tell Jicks whatever she wants to know about her future , she's currently doing swell anyway, oh maybe, ask her to save up more for her future Euro trip.

34) Don't buy so many stuff. The day you get kicked out, you'll naturally abandon a lot of things.
Actually, even so it taught you a very important lesson.

These are materialistic things.

35) Pursue your secret interest. Try your best.

36) Please don't throw anything in the memory box. You will come to regret it.

37) Go do your braces , especially if you are successful in your getting skinny.

38) Oh, when you get summoned by your poly lecturers' in regards to your minor set back of being homeless, DO NOT CRY. YOU HEAR ME. DO NOT CRY, and snap back at him.

39) Oh, and when you are in a relationship, be a little more hard hearted please. The first time he hurts you please learn to leave.

40) I'm serious zr.