Thurman Thomas statue is stolen

A statue of former Buffalo Bills running back Thurman Thomas was stolen from outside Ralph Wilson Stadium, home of the Bills.

The life-size statue, which was carved out of wood and weighs 1,000 pounds, disappeared overnight.

However, fans of the Bills aren't surprised, because they are used to the Bills losing important items, such as multiple Super Bowls.

And how exactly do you steal a 1,000-pound statue from outside a stadium without anyone catching you in the act? And then what do you do with it after you steal it?

-- Houston Mitchell