Conversation Hearts

This is the conversation I had with my four year old Caitlin as we opened her Valentine's cards from her preschool party.Me: This one is from Logan. It says "Have a monstrous Valentine's Day."Caitlin: Logan hates me. That is rude.Me: No, he is not. Monstrous can mean big, like the monster truck on this card.Caitlin: I'm going to write him a letter.Me: What are you going to write?Caitlin: I'm